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A girl asks a boy: ” How much do you love me?”

The boy looks her in the eyes, “look up at the stars, that’s how much I love you.”

The girl is confused, “But it is morning, there are no stars?”

Boy nods, ” Exactly.”

A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?”

The waiter shrugs,”I’m sorry but you only booked one table……”

A women went to a Restaurant and after seeing every table being occupied by couples, she took out her phone and made a very loud phone call, saying,

“My friend ,your husband is here with another woman just come and see”


Wife- Darling, look… I haven’t worn this in 8 years and it still fits.

Husband- For God’s sake… It’s a scarf…

Difference between Talent and God’s Gift:

A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject- This is a Talent.

A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject- This is God’s Gift.

A husband in book store: “Do you have a book called,’Husband–the BOSS of the House’..?”

Sales Girl: “Sir,Comics are on the first floor….”

A man walked into a florist’s and said,”I’d like to buy some awesome flowers for my wife please.”

Florist “Certainly,Sir. What do you have in mind?”

Man: “I’m not sure.”

“Perhaps I could help”,suggested the florist,

“What exactly have you done?”

😂 “Husbands are the best people to share secrets with. They will never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening”


My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’

I said, ‘Dust’.

And then the fight started…


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.’

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started…


When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started…


My wife is standing and looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, “I feel horrible, I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.’

I replied, ‘Your eyesight is perfect.’

And then the fight started…


I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

“Somewhere I’ve not been in a long time.”

So I took her to my parents house.

And then the fight started…


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