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😃 😂😜   LIGHTER MOMENTS! ENJOY!   👏 👍👌‍

A girl asks a boy: ” How much do you love me?”

The boy looks her in the eyes, “look up at the stars, that’s how much I love you.”

The girl is confused, “But it is morning, there are no stars?”

Boy nods, ” Exactly.”

A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?”

The waiter shrugs,”I’m sorry but you only booked one table……”

A women went to a Restaurant and after seeing every table being occupied by couples, she took out her phone and made a very loud phone call, saying,

“My friend ,your husband is here with another woman just come and see”

Nine Men DISAPPEARED:::::

Wife- Darling, look… I haven’t worn this in 8 years and it still fits.

Husband- For God’s sake… It’s a scarf…

Difference between Talent and God’s Gift:

A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject- This is a Talent.

A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject- This is God’s Gift.

A husband in book store: “Do you have a book called,’Husband–the BOSS of the House’..?”

Sales Girl: “Sir,Comics are on the first floor….”

A man walked into a florist’s and said,”I’d like to buy some awesome flowers for my wife please.”

Florist “Certainly,Sir. What do you have in mind?”

Man: “I’m not sure.”

“Perhaps I could help”,suggested the florist,

“What exactly have you done?”

😂 “Husbands are the best people to share secrets with. They will never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening”

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!!!😂 😂 😂

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’

I said, ‘Dust’.

And then the fight started…

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.’

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started…

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started…

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My wife is standing and looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, “I feel horrible, I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.’

I replied, ‘Your eyesight is perfect.’

And then the fight started…

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I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

“Somewhere I’ve not been in a long time.”

So I took her to my parents house.

And then the fight started…

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